actually, ppc only cooly walked over to jiawei, got his heart melted by jiawei's grin, took the frisbee and said something along the lines of 'no playing of frisbee in the central plaze', then walked off



(psst. i made up one part. guess which?)

ppc's catch was crap. he demanded it, and i passed it to him personally la. it didn't 'fly' to his hand or whatever. i don't want him to furthur black mark me.

and uhhhh band's syf is like 11th may, long long time later.


go guo jie go!

btw, was ppc's a good catch? :D

I'm tired and life is crazy. Besides school tkd, I just joined my cc's tkd, and everyone there is younger than me and of a higher belt, I weep. Still, tkd is awesome fun (in a life-consuming sort of way!), HI MARCUS/ JONATHAN.

@ the rest: wanna join tkd?


By the way, good luck to the syf people aka yongchuan and jiawei! Guitar syf is tomorrow, jiawei, when's band's?

Annnnd, go Guojie go! <3


Me, I go. Good night!

LOL at least ppc agreed to return it if Weixiang went to see him. Could be worse ... Lucky I talked to him x) And Weixiang didn't take it too badly either

zomg, our worst nightmare came true; we managed to screw up the frisbee :O

it magically flew into the hands of ppc....>.<



and xtine, you dont have to adore me too much :)

I've got the new frisbee =)

But i prefer weixiang's one. Its much, much more exciting to play with. You risk suffering from serious damage from this one. Ain't that cool?

Daryl. Part 2 of prison break please =)

I dono what Christine's talking about ... Translation pls ? Post more jokes pls x)

PI grade = F Must edit haha
I hope I don't get back maths before next week, cause it'd be a huge moral booster in helping me study for physics .

Xtine was SICK, otherwise she would never, ever have dared to sleep under the watchful eye of miss heng dearest. Also, she is a Good Kid(tm).

Anyway HI KANGWEE RE: YOUR JOKES, JE PENSE QUE JE T'ADORE.

HAHA niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccceeeeeee !
Half price x)

LOL nice one, kw. HAHA.

Anyway, I agree, we should get our own frisbee la. At least if we break it, it'll be ours that we're spoiling, not the seniors'. =)

> >My friend lives in Hougang Ave 8 (Singapore). One evening he went to town for a movie with his friends. He was having a lot fun before he realized it was getting very late. He quickly made his way home. It was unusually dark and creepy that nite. As he was walking, he was astonished to find an old, creepy-looking street peddler selling some books along the road. It gave him the shivers when he noticed this pale old guy staring at him.

> >The old guy said, "Son, why don't you get a book ... it will keep you company". My friend acted brave and thought why not. He had a look at the old man's collection ... his hair began to rise up on end when he noticed all the books were related to the supernatural. Nonetheless, he found one that was very interesting so he asked the old man, "How much is this, Uncle?" The old guy replied, "Well son ... that's an interesting book ..it's $25." My friend was shocked and said "But ...but ...that's so expensive.." The old man said nothing but glared at my
friend which freaked him out. He quickly rummaged through his pockets & found $20.

> >"T-t-this's all I have" he said. The old guy replied,
> >"It's okay, son... u can've the book for that price." As my friend
> >hastily paid for it & made a dash for home, the old man called out to him and said, "Son ... whatever happens, don't u ever flip the book to it's last page .... remember these words ...or u will regret it!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"N-nothing just asking", said my friend & ran straight to his room.
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Retail Price : $ 10.99

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i like the new frisbee! fast and exciting. woots

but still, get our own de la. its the snr's frisbee after all, not ours..they aint obliged to lend us and let us break it..

haha yeah I prefer the old one.
My PW is lacking! A showcase or something. And the maths test on monday confirm gg.

The good news is ... all of the above happened as it should have. Expected LOL.

Must work harder.

new frisbee! i'd feel quite bad if we broke the snrs frisbee again la.

and the new 'better' frisbee feels heavier and harder to throw, prefer the old one.

since there's a new frisbee, i presume the need for another frisbee isn't as pressing an issue as before.

Lets bide our time. Until the new frisbee breaks =) *touchwood* (nah)

Haha Daniel x) The new frisbee is damn hard lah ... Got a bruise on my midle finger. *Points* AHAH !

LOL kangwee.

Anyway, the seniors got a kickass new frisbee! Fast, and more imba than the usual plastic one. I think it's time we got another class frisbee too. =) *coughdanielcough*

and anyway, i took the test that xtine posted..guess what?

"Sorry, there is not enough data for your type analysis"

wtf

wow. pictures. taken secretly. how nice..im sure we all love having pictures of ourselves taken by others secretly. whats more, its posted on the internet, for all to see! woo. we can all see pictures of our dear friends drooling next time =)

OK
Tomorrow got test
GG

Sorry, I'm slow, I know. Mugging can make you lose track of time. Apologies for poor quality... ~_O

Guess who was sleeping during PW?


It's Christine, that's who!


CT session slumberer...

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.



















A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."

From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"

"Silence in the court!" the judge shouted back. He turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."

"You goddamned tightwad!" blurted the spectator.

"Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."

"You cheap son of a..." the man starts to shout.

The Judge thunders back, "If you don''t tell me the reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!"

"I''ve lived next to that lying bastard for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a goddamned tool when I needed to borrow one!"

Your Type is
ESFP
Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Strength of the preferences %
56 50 25 44

this doesn't seem to suit me at all! under the career choices it says acting and dress making. wow.

Your Type is
ENFJ
Extraverted Intuitive Feeling Judging
Strength of the preferences %
44 12 25 1

http://www.personalitypage.com/ENFJ_rel.html

cool..

Your Type is
ENTJ
Extraverted Intuitive Thinking Judging
Strength of the preferences %
56 38 38 22

Fieldmarshal! Sounds fitting =) Less than 2%

Hey kidz, this is a good thing to spend a substantial amount of your time on (especially as we know that we've a MATH LECTURE TEST ON MONDAY): http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

And you can check your results out here, yay. https://www.personalitypage.com/portraits.html


Your dearest Christine is:
ENFP
Extraverted Intuitive Feeling Perceiving
Strength of the preferences %
1 50 50 78

:D

Btw, old news, but i'm h2 econs rep in my new class! Guess how many people there are taking h2 econs (:

niceeeee! i was excused cause i had band stuff on! hahaha lagging at the band room is FUN.

research symposium was exceptionally boring. extended into philosophy, economics, trigonometry, and other stuff normally not associated with researching. so we created a post-stix book to kill time.







Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men had each missed only one of the questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant."
"And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct," asked the rejected applicant.

"We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the department manager.

"And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired.

"Simple," said the department manager, "Your fellow applicant put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.' "

Whoa congrats GuoJie! ^^

Pwn them all and make sixoh proud!

OK. The four presisdential nominees include Guo Jie. Congrats !

Anyone else has sore throat/large amounts of phelgm ? Suffering from both.

Jia Wei you rhymes very good leh ... Maybe I should enrol you as a kindergarden teacher

ya la dayong tt's what i said and meant what! who's the noob boob then?

LOL Jia Wei noob. The bayonet missing lah
Haiya ... Test test and more test

SUX

isn't it the knife on top of the rifle or sth?

so what are we doing tomorrow? or Sunday?

thats not the issue...

notice something missing? xP

hehehhe maybe size of rifle is proportionate to height of person?

wooots. gg!

Surprisingly I know more than half the dates that Daniel put down x) haha

Ok... For all the deaf people out there...

Maths Lecture Test
- 16 Apr Mon, Chpt 1 and 2

Physics Spa
- T2W5 (Newtonian Physics. Oscillations not tested)

Chem Spa Mock Test
- T2W4, 9-13 Apr

Physics Lecture Test
- 23rd April (Newton's Laws, 2-D motion, Principle of conservation of momentum-blah, Forces, Statics)

Chem Lecture Test
- 2nd May (Periodic trends, Ideal ases, Chem bonding)

Chem Spa A-lvl Test
- T2W8 7-11 May

.....SPA. as in, the actual thing?

GG

Math test next week only right? o.O (I really should start paying attention during lessons)

Next week is SPA and test week.

Outings would probably consist of mugging sessions then. =))

Whoo. I got 90.3%!

Equally accurate and precise people, we are. =)

Will there be any outings this weekend?

CS was super slack.

And about today I did chem mock spa. My reading was 99.9%. Those of you who have done it will know how accurate it is.

Inspired this morning.

yea the wings DO look like canteens. i didn't see it till after school.

dayong how was cs? woooo~

Oh about the frisbees ... I put them there

Yar the classbench moved. We're now in a weird position, basically in the middle of nowhere. =( No more nice cozy corner.

(At least they put the frisbees at the right class, mwahaha. We're THE frisbee class! ^^)

Oh yeah and the right and left wings now look like canteens -.-

Finished PI.
The class bench moved !!!
Did some revision(OMG so unlike me HAHA)

Anyway ... I have to see Mr Ang tmr, and I think it can be attributed to my enthusiastic and great classroom attitude, as well as my dilligence in handing up homework x)

Aiya stop niaoing lah.
I realised I can't study at the class bench cause I keep talking ...

PI, lecure test ... ARGH !!!

we're anxious to meet mr. kong ann! xD

All of you trying to die young is it ? Or maybe you very anxious to meet your ancestors ...

maybe dayong drinks vitasoy.

vitasoy makes you grow moobs!

I refuse to believe that Sampan had chest muscles at birth. It DEFIES IMAGINATION (and GRAVITY).

artificial chest ( a.k.a sampan muscles) : inventor. dayong(1990)

what is this PI u guys are talking about? o.O

Inventions--

Toilet, flush: Product of Minoan civilization, Crete, c. 2000 B.C. Alleged invention by �Thomas Crapper� is untrue.

Carpet sweeper: Melville R. Bissell, U.S., 1876.

Chewing gum: (spruce-based) John Curtis, U.S., 1848; (chicle-based) Thomas Adams, U.S., 1870.

Safety pin: Walter Hunt, U.S., 1849.

�Scotch� tape: Richard Drew, U.S., 1929.

Vacuum cleaner: (manually operated) Ives W. McGaffey, 1869; (electric) Hubert C. Booth, England, 1901; (upright) J. Murray Spangler, U.S., 1907.

Zipper: W. L. Judson, U.S., 1891.

WHEE take your pick! =)

Do on YOUR DAD. Or the person who invented swimming pools! Or something.

My PI is due on Thursday and I haven't even decided on my groundbreaker.

GG

FINISHED PI.

Feasibility

It’s a very broad project BUT WE ARE KI STUDENTS AND WE ROCK.
It’s sensitive as it deals with the touchy topic of religion, BUT BEING KI STUDENTS we have the SENSITIVITY and the OBJECTIVITY to carry this project out-

continuing from jam's post...

and since presumably hwachong students get pretty decent job with a comfortable salary, i can only come to this unfortunate conclusion..

studying in hwachong makes us stupid

Something random:

Time = Money --- (1)
Knowledge = Power ---(2)

Since Power = Work Done / Time

Sub. (1) and (2) into the equation,
Knowledge = Work Done / Money

Hence, it can be seen that money earned is inversely proportional to knowledge attained, with work done as the constant.

THEREFORE, keeping the amount of work done constant, the more knowledge we gain, the amount of money we earn decreases.

Why are we still in school? Wahahaha.

yes daniel, where's out frisbee? we want high quality de horh


anyway, yeah, some of us went down to support the water polo guys today. well, kudos to them though they didnt win..

kinda disappointed with the supporters, but well, cant blame them, afterall they were forced to go down..

anyway, new thing i've learned today from the game; its possible to fall asleep while sitting beside many many people who are shouting! yeah man! ultimate supportive spirit! we support them even in our dreams! woots. wonderful :)

Gee. I realised i haven't fulfilled my promise of buying a frisbee if we won games day.

I have the dough, but i'm unsure of where to buy it. If possible, can someone buy the frisbee first, and i'll pay for it later on.

Lets mourn for the abrupt end of the winning streak of the JC waterpolo team. It's been 13 years where they were reigning champions, and the sudden fall from the top is indeed unprecedented...

... but inevitable >< It is finally time for them to step down for the new champion. Well done, anyway =)

PW: Groupings will be done by random.

KI people grouped into 2 groups. Random sia. =P

Whatever happened to index no. groupings? (not that that was a good thing though) o.O

PW is weird hahahahaha.

lalalallalalalalalallala
I'm so dead

i have

sucessfully reached

post 1200!

weee i know what is guaranteed to be on every c1 mind in singapore right now.


PI SUCKS BIGTIME.

LOL hi guys. Back from eleco camp ... Dying due to lack of sleep

dont worry sandra, jt to the resuce! <3 <3 <3

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! pi is killing me!!!!! x.X

so how was the outing today! hahaha sorry pangseh for 2 days consecutive liao! (:

some interesting things to share



By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can�t sink in quicksand

Mosquito repellents don�t repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito�s sensors so they don�t know you�re there.

Dreamt� is the only word in the English language that ends in �mt�

We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.

When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying �yes� in Sri Lanka

The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each morning.

A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks

When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less

If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line Would never end because of the rate of reproduction

Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.

More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss

People say �Bless you� when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause

Honey is the only food that doesnt spoil

Most lipstick contains fish scales

On board Flight CA1634, The Captain announced: " Dear fellow passengers, we had tried our best and the engine is dead. We got around 20min to say our will before we may see one other in heaven."

One lady jump out of her seat screaming and shout: " No! No! No way! I am still a virgin! No way i am going to die like that!"

While everyone was busy finding pen and paper to write a will, The lady shout on top of her voice:" IS there anyone here WHO CAN MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN FOR ONCE??!!"

As soon as she said that, A hunk stood up of his seat... walk towards her.

The lady heart was pounding... The Hunk then remove his shirt and She could feel her urge up her neck..

The hunk Pass her his shirt and said: "Madam, Iron this!"

Ok Badminton is 1 at Kah Kee Hall at school. Whoever wants to come, bring racket and extra clothes if you want to change. =)

Badminton
- Liangyi or marcus booking. If liangyi books, it'll be kah kee hall in school. If marcus books, it'll be Bukit Panjang CC. Details to the CC, ask marcus.
- Timings from 1-3, 2-4, 3-5

dao lunch

Marcus house
- After badminton. Cards, movies, talking

random stuff to be done in the middle of anything.



thats the plan for tmr. if anyone else other than the people in the msn convo sees this and wanna join, feel free..msg marcus or daniel..

so is there an outing tmr?

oh wait i take back my words, no crap modules tmr..

yes christine, there's crap modules tmr..

ki people, do we have core modules tomorrow?! LIFE IS HARSH AND CRUEL. BLACK PIT OF D00M. UN-SWEET MISERY.

quote of the day..context; house

by liangyi
"mine is six storeys high on prime estate"


xD

lol, its been 3 days, and the elects are busy...

i wanna go out too !!

I WANT TO GO OUT.

hahaha anything anywhere anytime would suit me just fine.

Meet the Robinsons doesn't rock.

Watching Jacky watch it rocks. It's hilarious.

Any plans for the weekend? o.O

MEET THE ROBINSONS ROX.

"Why aren't you seizing the boy?" "I have a big head and little arms. I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through."




"Louise, knock them dead.... that was a figure of speech, please don't kill anyone"

BOOO!

TOMORROW. GO OUT. I AM BORED.


):

lol. linchen has cs too.. too bad alycia didn't get =P

for all the guys..


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8173102158886763377

just to get jacky's face away whenever i access the page...



presenting to you, mr bean special! since i lazy to figure out howta post video, i shall provide the links..

mr bean's dancing in the market square (editted and cut version though)
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/501059/mr_bean_dancing_in_the_market_square/

mr bean's bombastic dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g88ocYKW2aQ

Photos courtesy of Laiyee's (our adopted classmate) cameraphone during OAC meeting today:




zzz?


Yong Sheng (our senior) performing CPR on Jacky! *coughs* (he was sleeping on the table until YongSheng walked over and attempted to sexually harrass him, LMAO)


Jacky and Eileen. (LOL daniel. =P)

WAHAHA

haha nice one Kang Wee. The Pope joke was best though

Oh nice. Loved the last one... =) Political Humor XD

@ jam, it shouldn't be too hard understanding..

Pope joke: Obvious. need i say more?
Arab/American joke: emphasis on 'pissing in beers'.
heavenhell joke: The satire in the joke is evident. Think political =)

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Er no. 07s6C bbq. And i'm getting broke from all the stuff i have to pay for. I've gotta hand in a whooping 36 bucks just for GP alone. Blueahh.

good idea. lets have 4c bbq. daryl's house weekend. set

LOL the first joke was funny. Didn't understand the second one though. o.O Explanation?

Anyway, any plans for class outings on Friday/Saturday? Let's go someone's house to rot / movie marathon / talk rubbish! o.O

im bored



While walking down the street one day, an MP from the People's Action Party
(PAP) is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in Heaven
and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there
is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so
we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the MP.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have
you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to
spend eternity."

"There's no need! I want to be in Heaven," says the MP.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts him to
the elevator, the doors open, and he rides the elevator down, down, down.
When the doors open again, the MP finds himself in the middle of a beautiful
green golf course. In the distance is a club, and standing in front of it
are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone
is very happy and in formal dress. They run to greet him, and they reminisce
about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the
people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and
caviar.

Also present is the Devil, who is a very friendly guy who has a good time
dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that, before the
MP realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves
while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up, and the door reopens
in Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

So 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from
cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and,
before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by, and St. Peter returns.

"Well, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now, you must
choose where you want to spend eternity."

He reflects for a minute and then answers, "Well, I would never would have
thought it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better
satisfied in Hell."

So Saint Peter escorts him to the elevator, and down, down, down he goes
into Hell. Now, the doors of the elevator open, and he is in the middle of a
barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends dressed
in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. And it's hot,
hot, hot, and the odor is just horrible. Sweltering hot. Hot and miserable.
The Devil comes over to him and smoothly lays his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the MP. "The day before I was here, and there
was a golf course and club, and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had
a great time. Now all there is is a wasteland full of garbage, and my
friends look miserable."

The Devil looks at the MP, smiles, and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning.
Today you voted for us."

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of New York. One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American got on and took the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, I think I'll get up and get a beer" No problem," said the American, "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the American obligingly went to get it and while he was gone, the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it. When the American returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

He looked at the two Arabs and asked, "Why does it have to be this way?"

How long must this go on?

This fighting between our Nations?

This hatred?

This animosity?

This spitting in shoes and pissing in beers?!"

since there's positive feedback...




About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Chinese had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Chinese community.
So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Chinese community.

If the Chinese win, they could stay. If the Pope wins, the Chinese would leave.

The Chinese realized that they had no other choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named Ah Peh to represent them.

Ah Peh asked for one condition to be added to the debate. "To make it more interesting", he said, "Neither side would be allowed to talk". The Pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. Ah Peh and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute.

Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Ah Peh looked back at him and raised one finger.

The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Ah Peh pointed to the ground at where he sat.

The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine. Ah Peh pull out an apple.

The Pope stood up and said: "I give up. This man is too good. The Chinese can stay."

An hour later, the cardinals were all around The Pope asking him what had happened.

The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions."

"Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us."

"I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He showed me an apple to remind us of the original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Chinese community had crowded around Ah Peh.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Well," said Ah Peh, "First he indicated to me that all Chinese had 3 days to get out of here. I replied to him f*#k off and not one of us is leaving."

"Then he pointed that this whole city would be cleared of Chinese. I showed him that we are staying right here."

"Yes, and then???" asked the crowd.

"I don't know", said Ah Peh, "He took out his lunch, and I took out mine!!!"

class bbq? 4c ?

oh my. the horror. I went home early today... and my GP teacher boarded the same bus as me. then sat down with me.

Being stalked ><

LOL. I didn't know my GP teacher was the same as Dayong's GP teacher. interesting. I'm starting to emphasize with you Dayong... you've got 2 great teachers teaching u =) Ms ooi and my gp teacher.


And it seems that friday is a HOLIDAY. If u didn't know. Doing anything? I've got a class bbq at night, but thats in the evening. I'm avaliable before that...

Lets go someones house again. Fun.

HAHA Kang Wee nice jokes. Sorry if I only posted today cause I was home too late last night.

And anyway ... Marcus stop asking me to treat you. It's irritating. Haiya and no bullshit about recovering finances either. My new class loves to collect class fund and Ms Ooi still loves to print chem notes.

hahahahha kangwee the jokes owns keep them coming

HAHAHA nice ones KW. LMAO.

A bunch of guys are in the locker room at their golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings, and one of the guys engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen....




MAN : Hello.

WOMAN : Honey, its me. Are you at the club?

MAN : Yes.

WOMAN : I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only $1000. Its it okay if I buy it.

MAN : Sure...go ahead if you like it that much.

WOMAN : I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.

MAN : How much?

WOMAN : $ 90,000

MAN : Okay, but for that price with I want it with all the options.

WOMAN : Great! Oh.... and one more thing......the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're are asking $950,000.

MAN : Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50,000. It's a pretty good price.

WOMAN : Okay, I'll see you later.! I love you very so much !!

MAN : Bye! I love you, too.


He hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouth agape.

The guy smiles and asks,

" Anyone know whose phone this is?

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly found himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he said quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm dead."

A ray of light fell from the sky and a voice boomed out, "No, you are not dead. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picked up the stone and proceeded to bash the life out of the chief. He stood above the lifeless body, breathing heavily, surrounded by 100 natives with looks of shock on their faces.

The voice boomed out again, "Okay, now you're dead."




It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."
"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."

A man was walking across the road when he met with an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be in a coma for 2 days.

When he opened his eyes, his wife was by his side. He told her (in tears), "When I was struggling with my studies in the University, I failed again and again. Sometimes I even have to re-take my papers. You were there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying."

She squeezed his hands as he continued, "When I went for major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there, cutting out the job ads for me to apply..."

He added, " ...then I started working in this little firm and finally got a big contract. I blew it because of a small mistake. But you are still there for me." His wife was in tears.

The man said, "I finally got a job after being laid off for quite some time. But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognised. I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now.You are still beside me..."

His wife's tears trickled down as she listened to him, "And now I met with an accident and when I woke up, you are here with me. There's something I really like to say to you..."

She flung herself on the bed and hug her husband, sobbing with deep emotion. Finally her husband said ....























....... I think you bring me bad luck.

anywhere to view the results for council election?

Congrats to all in SCRIBBLE for getting into council =). <33 =)

Hello people. Q and A sessions ended earlier on. And thank you jonathan for you question ! Haiya nvm.

We'll know the results by today, wish us luck!

In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight ...

Ooh and thanx Sarah
Darly !?!?!? LOL

lol Kang Wee x) Remember to vote SCRIBBLE !!! Thanks guys !

amusing thought of the day


jt playing ji niu nai :O

hey2!!!! ;)
all the best for scribble!!!!
i like the video!!!! hehe.... ^0^
good luck, ppl!!!

opps i meant TODAY. 2nd APRIL 2007.

woohooo! i just realised i have tons of homework to be completed by tmr!

1. maths tutorial 3c
2. pw PI
3. gp grp work
4. chem tutorial qn2
5. chem prac
6. physics prac


GEEGEE omgwtflalala. tmr will be an interesting day.

hahahah thanks sarah!

its daryl btw :p

HELLO!
lol.great way of increasing pay. but when will people be satisfied?
anyway,
i watched the scribble video!=]
very funny leh!i like the part where darly died by frisbee and da yong by drowning and the TABLE TENNIS one! lol
n its not lol, its roflol.
see ya

lol, our blog is dying !! Please revive it !!

Kang Wee you anyhow post later our class blog kenna close down lol. Yeah April Fool's sux this year.

april fool's day on a sunday sucks. i dun dare to prank the old ppl in my church ):

till next year then.

interesting comment by someone on the govt's payrise..

"Ah beng was brought to cout for stealing things in a store department.Here is goes...

The judge say: Do you admit you steal?

Ah beng say: I admit i steal.

Judge say: I will bring justic to the department.I will put you to 10 year jail for stealing things.It's a shame you know stealing is against the law but you still do it!

Ah beng say:Well, you cannot blame me for stealing!You gotta blame my company.

Judge say:You steal thing and still dare to argue that you are not at wrong?I will give you extra 10 years for being so arrogant!!!

Ah beng say: If my company pay me well, i will not resort to stealing.They pay me so low, how can i not resort to stealing?Aint the government also say low pay will lead to corruption, so they will increase their pay to stop corruption!!!
So my judge, who is to blame?My company or me?

The moral behind the story is.... dont use low pay as an excuess to rise ur pay.
You will sent the wrong signal to the public.So next time if anyone go stealing, take bride or rob.... please blame the government for making us so poor and we had to resort to do bad things.
If the mp know taking bride is wrong and they still do it, then they should be sent to jail instead of using low pay to protect themselves.And i think our mp salary is not low ok!!!If pay rise can stop corruption, then why do we still need law and order?Why still need police?All our pay increase lah so that we don't need to go steal, rob, taking bride!!! Then Singapore will be a country totally free of corruption!!! Only greedy people with greedy mind will think of this greedy excuse to fullfill their greedy desire for their GREEDY WALLET!!!"


nice way of putting it. heh

hello! lydia soo here!

happy april fools' day people.

sorry abit lag but the video take very long to download leh!

gah

math is horrible horrible horrible

2007 april fools SUCKS. not enuf victims. had to resort to pranking random ppl on the street (but i dont think they got it. looked pretty confused. nvm) but...








HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' DAY
nonetheless.

...i cant read it !! :(

and xtine, what floraphile?

some pictures to share with you guys..yes its in chinese, and no, i wouldnt bother translating..unless im damn free




all pretty meaningful..that is, if you understand..

HAHA played pool yesterday too wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

Another mugging-turned-pool outing to the library. Kangwee and gang did their SL planning, while I was concentrating on PI. In the end, no one had the energy/impulse/momentum to mug, so we decided to head to kpool to seek *ahem* directions. Unwittingly, we got distracted by the lure of the pool table. You know the rest...

Lessons learnt: RV guys are perverts. 'nuff said. =)

Confession of the day: I'M REALLY A FLORAPHILE.

Just for those that want it..

heres my council vid !

http://www.mydatabus.com/public/kaiyao/z/ScribbleVideo.zip

*thanks to kaiyao for helping me compress it*